The Internet is the trailer park for the soul - World Wide Web Quotations

Internet users are flocking to the Vatican's new website (so they say). It turns out though, that most visitors are there to confess after visiting the Cindy Crawford site. Now, the faithful don't have to kiss the Pope's ring - you just double click on it.

~Author Unknown------------------------------

If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check.

~Dan Quayle------------------------------

Describing the Internet as the Network of Networks is like calling the Space Shuttle a thing that flies.

~John Lester------------------------------

The Internet is the trailer park for the soul.

~Marilyn Manson------------------------------

The Internet is a shallow and unreliable electronic repository of dirty pictures, inaccurate rumors, bad spelling and worse grammar, inhabited largely by people with no demonstrable social skills.

~Author Unknown------------------------------

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.

~Dave Barry------------------------------

Spending an evening on the World Wide Web is much like sitting down to a dinner of Cheetos... two hours later your fingers are yellow and you're no longer hungry, but you haven't been nourished.

~Clifford Stoll