Internet Quotes-What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting. ~Dave Barry

What do you call a doctor that fixes websites? A URLologist. ~Author Unknown

The Internet is the most powerful magnifier of slack ever invented. ~Author Unknown

Almost overnight, the Internet's gone from a technical wonder to a business must. ~Bill Schrader

Laying in bed this morning contemplating how amazing it would be if somehow Oscar Wilde and Mae West could twitter from the grave. ~Dita Von Teese

Cutting through the acronyms and argot that littered the hearing testimony, the Internet may fairly be regarded as a never-ending worldwide conversation. The government may not, through the CDA, interrupt that conversation. ~Stewart Dalzell, ruling on the constitutionality of the Communications Decency Act, 1996